Mr. Hockey Was So Cocky

Mr. Hockey
Was So Cocky

Mr. Hockey was so cocky,
Screwing that Palin kin.

He stuck in his wee-wee,
Apparently Free-ly
And splat forth a li'l bit o' sin!

Mr. Hockey talked the talkie
As Granny's a-runnin' for Veep!

His wedding acceded
It's more than conceded:
With Palins you don't want to sleep!