John Be Nimble

ohn be nimble, John be slick!

ohn pick a running mate, oh so quick!

ohn picks Sarah, right wing shrew!

ohn's tiny little brain's made of stew!

ohn brown noses, John ass-kissed!

ohn's creepy Christian right's no longer pissed!

ohn big hustler, John big hack!

ohn, pull your flabby face from Sarah's crack!

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