Say no to hand drawn tits & ass:
Betty Boop
While those with less expertise in the field of dangerous animated cartoon characters would probably argue that this particularly vile graphic has been around for a considerable amount of time without serious impact on children, adults or those in between, they fail, as usual, to take into consideration that it would require a conservative Republican administration, like ours, to really make an attack on a busty, mincing, chin-challenged cartoon image look more ridiculous than the image!
But argue though they may, there can be no doubt that Ms. Boop has as many morals as there are gas appliances in an all-electric kitchen!Carefully encrypting corrupting information in a signature phrase that is shockingly repeated with little thought to its encoded, and absolutely filthy, meaning, "Boop Boop Be Doop," this sultry and unabashed fountain of female overfertility looms dangerously over our youth like an oil derrick on formerly unspoiled Alaskan wilderness areas!
And she, too, comes with pipelines!
Exercises
1. Estimate the amount of material, using both
English and metric units, that would be required to dress Ms. Boop
adequately for a Pope's funeral at St. Peter's Basilica.2. In both Latin and French, describe in detail the hidden meaning in Ms. Boop's signature phrase. Replace any expletives with the names of Congressional Republicans.
3. Write a short morality play in which Ms. Boop is crucified. Include Mel Gibson's hands for emphasis.