Here's Our First
Diabolical Animated Character:

The Great Gazoo

Known for annoying Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, The Great Gazoo is effeminate in behavior and green in appearance! There is no worse combination than these to send innocent children spiralling down the steep spiral staircase of sexual sickness! The Great Gazoo never brought a Christian girlfriend with him anywhere that he went! And he seemed to float in the air with those heels in such a position as to suggest he was ready to ditch any Christian girlfriend he might have had!

This insidious, dangerous purveyor of obvious deviance should be carefully avoided by all children and adults alike as he could lead to male homosexuality or female lesbianism, or possibly male lesbianism, or, worse, support of Howard Dean! It could lead to residence in Vermont! I can assure you, dear reader, that the Department of Education will use every measure to not only prevent federal funds from entering the hands of this vile animated creature, but that it will supply Fred and Wilma Flintstone with every resource necessary to battle its insurgency into an otherwise wholesome and clean Bedrock!
Exercises
1. Write a brief essay on how the Great Gazoo would minister to prehistoric children between  ten and thirteen years old if he were a Catholic priest. Justify your position and be prepared to sue for damages.
2. Select three classmates who remind you of the Great Gazoo and have them stoned to death. Extra credit if you stone four.
3. Imagining the Great Gazoo as the ruthless dictator of an oil rich middle eastern nation, invent excuses you could use to conduct a military invasion and occupation of this nation. Be sanctimonious, evasive and inaccurate.