Watch out all you nuns,
because there will be no question
where the pope will be spending his time
if the cardinals choose our next nominee,
His Holiness
Pope Slick I
What better choice could there be to lead Roman Catholics than an already time-proven, stain-making ready former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton?!?
And for Republicans, who chomped at the bit to rid the White House of this energetic, dynamic chief executive, Pope Slick's presence in the papacy would be an amusingly painful thorn in their side!
Though the church's cigar budget and nun's habit cleaning bill would probably skyrocket, the job could be outsourced to the likes of Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky or Kathleen Willey who could use the extra cash!
And, of course, Kenneth Starr could get an office in the Vatican!
because there will be no question
where the pope will be spending his time
if the cardinals choose our next nominee,
His Holiness
Pope Slick I
What better choice could there be to lead Roman Catholics than an already time-proven, stain-making ready former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton?!?And for Republicans, who chomped at the bit to rid the White House of this energetic, dynamic chief executive, Pope Slick's presence in the papacy would be an amusingly painful thorn in their side!
Though the church's cigar budget and nun's habit cleaning bill would probably skyrocket, the job could be outsourced to the likes of Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky or Kathleen Willey who could use the extra cash!
And, of course, Kenneth Starr could get an office in the Vatican!