Breathing life back into a declining institution
should be no problem
under the expert stewardship of our first nominee,
His Holiness
Pope Shady I
With Eminem piloting the ship that is Roman Catholicism, there can be no doubt that new blood with pulse through the veins of this staid, venerable church!
Rappin', hip-hoppin' mass-fests could easily become all the rage as the Vatican mosh pits its way back into the venom-spitting hearts of the world's gang-related youth!
Pope Shady would be more than a worthy successor to John Paul II, whose recent demise offers Eminem a unique opportunity to bring his firebrand lyrics of hostility, not to mention spiritual advisors Dr. Dre and Sir Elton John, to the Holy See!
should be no problem
under the expert stewardship of our first nominee,
His Holiness
Pope Shady I
With Eminem piloting the ship that is Roman Catholicism, there can be no doubt that new blood with pulse through the veins of this staid, venerable church!Rappin', hip-hoppin' mass-fests could easily become all the rage as the Vatican mosh pits its way back into the venom-spitting hearts of the world's gang-related youth!
Pope Shady would be more than a worthy successor to John Paul II, whose recent demise offers Eminem a unique opportunity to bring his firebrand lyrics of hostility, not to mention spiritual advisors Dr. Dre and Sir Elton John, to the Holy See!