Where
The Grinch Stole Christmas
dedication
for
fortunetellers ,
bottomless founts of humor
for politicians,
bottomless founts of humor
for religious nuts,
bottomless, though scary, founts of humor
for God,
(just in case!)
and for Rob, Warren and Clint
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God is a commedian playing to an audience too afraid to
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--Voltaire
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